dollymilk: i’m going to die because nobody needs me
Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.
wish-iwerent-here: rawrawrawrimmahobo: watchtheskytonight: wicked-literature: REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle. my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack I did it in the first try. OH YEAH OH MY GOD. MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE. JESUS. But the lack of notes truly worries me Bam. J
chevronstardust: corporalbutts: Cutting to the chase I am doing a project for my art class that requires me to do a piece that is 60ftx1ft long. 60 feet is a HUGE size. Long story short, I need your URLs, and if you reblog/like this post I will write your URL down on my piece. I NEED 60 FEET OF URLS AND I HAVE SMALL HANDWRITING. PLEASE REBLOG FOR ONE REASON, AND ONE REASON ONLY: FOR THE...
foxnewsofficial: my friend lost his mobile the other day so i asked if he wanted me to phone him and he said it was on silent so there was no way of finding it and i said well if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it he didn’t laugh and he didn’t find his phone
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itwistedyourstitches: midgardmorningstar: Interactive Art. Holy shit thats awesome. WOW!!
Just you try and fuckin stop me: a comprehensive... →
lesliecrusher: fair warning: while some of these articles are just silly or weird, i do like to freak myself out, so a fair amount of these are creepy and/or morbid! some of the links involve death and occasionally suicide, so consider this your blanket warning for potentially upsetting/tiggering stuff! also when you’re white-knuckled gripping the bedframe at four am because you’re too freaked...
cosmo sex tip #645
When she sees your dick for the first time look her dead in the eye and say “it glows blue when orcs are close”
Reblog this and go on your page
Who Ever Made This. YOU’RE A GENIUS like my 30th time rebloggin , ilove this :D lol oh my gawddd <3 lol been waiting for this omg GODBLESS TUMBLR
Ok, Tumblr. I need your help. Reblog if your over...
I will be the gladdest thing under the sun! I will touch a hundred flowers and...– Edna St. Vincent Millay (via rosemortem)
Young men need to be socialized in such a way that rape is as unthinkable to...– Mary Pipher, Clinical Psychologist and Author, Reviving Ophelia (via romantic-kissing-porn) YES (via margotdarling)
Hope is the thing with feathers That perches in the soul And sings the tune...– (via quillisascut)
twistedthoughts: What they've found beneath the... →
lumanogshena: I left for good searching, as I walked towards the moon I sat still beside the bridge’s end and sang a song that broke through the open sky. My vision is spinning as the flow of darkness shone through the open sky. “Here I am, Here I am” I plead with no relief “take me, take me with thee” And…
the-fiercest-fables: What I wouldn’t give to have my body sink down into yours, cocooned in the tumultuous quicksand of human flesh. I have never been so moved as by your touch, the slinking seeping brush. The universe dispels and in the absence of everything, I am less alone than I have ever been.
when I met you, flowers started growing in the darkest parts of my mind
jerkenglish: apparently my frikcking seven year old cousin made a club at school called the “no friends club” and basically everyone who doesnt have friends sits together at lunch holy shit hes going to be the next leader of the free world
Good Parenting: Exhibit 1 (overheard at work...
6-year old: Mommy, why is that man dressed like a lady?
Mother: That is a lady. She was just born with the wrong body.
6-year old: How did that happen?
Mother: Nobody really knows. But she's working to fix it, and that's what's important.
6-year old: Okay! *runs up to obviously self-conscious woman*
6-year old: Hey! Miss!
6-year old: You look really pretty in your skirt!
Lady: Thank you!
*Kid skips back to her mom, and literally everyone in the vicinity smiles*
I'd just like to point out that it wasn't hard to explain this to a child at all...... Next excuse please?
retardationmotivation: pcaradactyl: raise your hand if you’ve ever had to explain what “shipping” is