i’m going to die because nobody needs me
REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.
my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack
I did it in the first try.
OH MY GOD.
MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.
But the lack of notes truly worries me
—He Hit Me (And It Felt like a Kiss)
i’m sure most of you are familiar with that old (very sad) crystals song “he hit me (and it felt like a kiss)” ..well a while ago i did a take (of sorts??) on it. it’s a pretty messy live recording but you’ll get the gist i hope! lyrics are:
he hit me and it felt like a kiss, he spanked me as i laid over his legs, he put me on one knee and said “sweetie, i’ll make this cute bum red!” and then he hit me and i was glad
walked over in my knee highs and sat in his lap, smiled wide for him and purred like a little cat, he said, “tell me what you want me to do, anything! and i will” so i told him to treat me like i’d been a real bad girl
i got down on my hands and my knees, he said, “yeah, you’re a real bad girl who needs punishing!” i pouted like a child and gave him puppy eyes, he gave my ass a few more slaps and made me apologize
Lemon is also highly alkaline
Cutting to the chase I am doing a project for my art class that requires me to do a piece that is 60ftx1ft long.
60 feet is a HUGE size.
Long story short, I need your URLs, and if you reblog/like this post I will write your URL down on my piece.
I NEED 60 FEET OF URLS AND I HAVE SMALL HANDWRITING. PLEASE REBLOG FOR ONE REASON, AND ONE REASON ONLY:
FOR THE ART!!!!!
you better get a good grade omfg your poor hands
my friend lost his mobile the other day so i asked if he wanted me to phone him and he said it was on silent so there was no way of finding it and i said well if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
he didn’t laugh and he didn’t find his phone
Just you try and fuckin stop me: a comprehensive collection of weird-ass wikipedia articles to read when you're bored
fair warning: while some of these articles are just silly or weird, i do like to freak myself out, so a fair amount of these are creepy and/or morbid! some of the links involve death and occasionally suicide, so consider this your blanket warning for potentially upsetting/tiggering stuff! also when you’re white-knuckled gripping the bedframe at four am because you’re too freaked out to go get a glass of water and you think there’s an axe-murderer in your closet, don’t go a-blamin’ me. you clicked the link.
- list of unusual deaths
- post-mortem photography
- list of people who disappeared mysteriously
- ancient astronauts
- list of nuclear/radiation accidents
- lord uxbridge’s leg
- suspicious incidents at disney parks
- demon core
- milgram experiment
- list of film accidents
- collyer brothers
- new chronology & phantom time
- cosmic latte
- list of sexually active popes
- spontaneous human combustion
- list of methods of torture
- cellar door
- voynich manuscript
- list of inventors killed by their own invention
- zone of alienation
- randy gardner
- list of entertainers who died during a performance
- dancing mania
- vodka eyeballing
- tacoma narrows bridge
- troy huturbise
- list of alleged extraterrestrial beings
- lucid dreaming
- son of sam law
- mary toft
- list of banned video games
- elizabeth bathory
- marvin heemeyer
- list of serial killers
- quantum suicide
- mcdonald’s urban legends
- cockle bread
- list of reportedly haunted locations
- ball lightning
- mellified man
- armin meiwes
- mobius syndrome
- moon landing conspiracy theories
- the case of taman shud
- the euthanasia coaster
- capgras delusion
- raining animals
- voluntary human extinction movement
- s. a. andrée’s arctic balloon expedition of 1897
- list of reported ufo sightings
- astral projection
- maximum lifespan
- oscar the cat
- mill ends park
- criticality accident
- words that mean opposite things
- list of video games notable for negative reception
- uncombable hair syndrome
- gloria ramirez
- that that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
- spite house
- john titor
- list of unsolved murders & deaths
- sleep paralysis
- list of common misconceptions
- ames room
- list of impostors
- korean air lines flight 007: alternate theories
- list of political decoys
- psuedoscientific planets
- list of conspiracy theories
- sawney bean
- loudness war
- body farm
- list of messiah claimants
- lazarus syndrome
- betty & barney hill abduction
Subject: THIS IMAGE SHOULD BE SEEN IN THE WHOLE WORLD
While magazines and TV chains report about the lives and love affairs of movie actors and actresses, football players and other celebrities, the Chief of the Kayapo tribe heard the worst news of his entire life:
Mrs. Dilma, the president of Brazil, has given her approval for the construction of an enormous hydroelectric central (the world’s third largest one).
This means the death sentence for ALL the tribes living at the shores of the river because the barrage will flood more or less 400 000 hectares of the forest.
More than 40 000 natives will have to find other living surroundings where they will be able to survive.
The destruction of the natural habitat, the deforestation and the disappearance of several species of plants and animals will be a fait accompli.
We know that a simple image is the equivalent of a thousand words, it shows the price to be paid for the “quality of life” of our so-called “modern comforts.”
There is no space in the world anymore for those who live differently. Everything has to be smoothed away, that everyone, in the name of globalization must lose his and her identity and way of living.
If this enrages you, I urge and implore you to forward this message to all your friends, relatives and acquaintances.
Thank you in the name of life, nature and biodiversity.
©Hans van Raam